• Me: my anaconda don't
  • Me: my anaconda don't
  • Me: my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow

thekatizzzle:

NOTD: NYC Plaza Plumberry & NYX Gilded Glitter

Gavin Free + Dumb Podcast Quotes

kaywinnetleetam:

Mean Serenity

On Wednesdays, we wear brown.

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

androidelf:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey