rockafellerrrr:

dont worry hes only kidding

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

They didn’t think that one through

It’s named after the city of Troy not the horse. The city’s walls were so impenetrable they had to resort to trickery to get in.

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

marcelines-pet:

of-castles-and-converses:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

Awwwwwww cutie

that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck

dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics  are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times

(Source: breakourbones)

tittily:

tittily:

are you guys really going to make me blacklist the word ‘metaphor’ are you really

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i hate everything u choose to be

otterqueer:

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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i laughed way too hard at this

busket:

“gamecube is now considered a classic console”

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AFTER A NIGHT OF DRINKING

howdoiputthisgently:

SOME PEOPLE:

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ME:

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Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

(Source: shitf4ced)