the-queer-is-here:

If milkshakes bring boys to the yard, what brings girls? Smoothies? What brings non-binary cuties? Frappucinos? I need to know.

WINNING A DRINKING GAME

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

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sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

(Source: sassykardashian)

aubreebree:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

s-p-a-n:

squigybutt:

MY HEART!!!

OH MY GODDDD

NO THE BABY

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:D
D:

(Source: xabidar)

futurewhore:

In the United States they don’t say I love you they say “you got kik?” And I think that is beautiful

(Source: futurewhore)

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

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okaymad:

soon i will have to pay rent and food and INTERNET AND IM NOT READY FOR THAT

divinedorothy:

brotagonist:

being bisexual does NOT mean we’re attracted to only 2 genders. it means we’re currently coping with massive ammounts of unbridled lust for american vice-president Joe Biden. save us

the only thing that can save me is an injection of HOT VICE PRESIDENTIAL COCK